A LJ contact of mine had this meme up. So, if anybody sees this, enjoy it.
TEN ARE YOUS:
► Are you single ➔ Yep.
► Are you happy ➔ No. 2009 sucks!
► Are you bored ➔ A little bit.
► Are you sad ➔ I got laid off and I can't find a new job, what do you think?
► Are you angry ➔ At Berry Plastics. Corporate faggots!
► Are you Italian ➔ I have an Italian name
► Are you German ➔ No
► Are you Asian ➔ No
► Are you Irish ➔ No
► Are your parents still married ➔ It'll be 40 years next year.
► Birth Place ➔ Northampton, Massachusetts. I'm a Masshole.
► Hair Color ➔ Black
► Hair Style ➔ A bit on the messy side.
► Eye color ➔ Brown
► Birthday ➔ June 17, 1981
► Mood ➔ A bit sleepy.
► Gender ➔ Male.
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Summer or Winter ➔ They both suck. Winter's too fucking cold and snowy and Summer's too fucking HOT!
► Morning or Afternoon ➔ Afternoon. Mornings can suck my... Nah, mornings skcu.
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:
► Are You In Love ➔ No
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I've never been in a relationship.
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ Yeah.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ No.
► Are you friends with your ex(es) ➔ I don't have an ex.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ Maybe, but I've never crossed that bridge.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ No. I never get hugs.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Maybe. But that was long ago.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ I believe so.
TEN THIS OR THAT:
► Love or Lust ➔ Um... Love.
► Lemonade or Icetea ➔ Lemonade.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Dogs. I'm allergic to cat hair
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends. I don't have any friends to begin with these days.
► Television or Internet ➔ The internet by a narrow margin.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I can I have a wild night out and a romantic hung over morning in?
► Pink or Purple ➔ Purple. I don't know why.
► Day or Night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ IM by a slim margin
TEN HAVE YOU EVER:
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Nope. There's nothing to sneak out to.
► Fell down the stairs ➔ Nope.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Never had one.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yeah. once.
► White water rafted ➔ On, hell no!
► Prank called a store ➔ Nope.
► Skipped School ➔ Wished I did.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Always. I want to disappear right now. I know nobody will miss my sorry ass.
► Smile or Eyes ➔ Eyes.
► Light or Dark Hair ➔ Dark hair. Wait, wasn't this a question on that MTV show, "Singled Out"?
► Fat or Skinny ➔ Skinny.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Doesn't matter. Maybe taller.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ I got no clue. If you're in it for looks, it might be a bad thing because that person might be a complete ass.
► Jock or Nerd ➔ Oh, god... Nerd.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Um... Relationship.
► Funny and poor OR Rich and serious ➔ Both. But rich and serious would win.
► Play the guitar or into sports ➔ Does Guitar Hero count?
► WHERE'S NUMBER 10 ➔ It's between 9 and 11.
► Last Phone Call/Text ➔ To some beer company whose delivery truck we ran into in Boston.
► Last phone call you received ➔ Mom
► Last person you hung out with ➔ Friend-wise... a long time.
► Last person you hugged ➔ Never hugged anyone... I'm that pathetic.
► Last person you IM'ed? ➔ Lucy.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Pork chops and white rice.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Pepsi
► Last site you went to ➔ LJ and Wikipedia
► Last place you were ➔ Mass General Hospital
► WHERE IS IT? ➔ Boston.
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ No.
► Do you want to be ➔ Maybe.
► When was your last relationship ➔ Never had one/
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Depends.
► Do you still love them ➔ It died out long ago.
► Do you like someone right now ➔ No.
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Amazingly, yes.
► Would you say you have a "fucked up life"➔ Yes. Very much so. Shit, if you think and want to commit suicide, you're fucked. I guess I am fucked.
► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ No.
► If so, how long ➔
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nope.
► If so, how long ➔ N/A
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ No.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Yes, due to the fact I don't have many friends.
► Do you trust all your friends ➔ Yes.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ Lucy, Jen, Angela, Rob(RL)
► Would you die for them ➔ I wouldn't mind. At this point in life, I'll look for an easy way out.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Maybe this one person I've been friends with for nearly 20 years.
There, I'm done. I'm going to bed and will awake to another shitty day of my life in 2009.